December 2011
i just had an epiphany...
while having some kind of emotional breakdown on my way home. it was just as fucked up as you see in the movies, ya know. not being able to see, unintentionally almost killing yourself because you couldn’t see past the fog/mascara in your eye. and then sitting in your driveway for fifteen minutes sobbing uncontrollably as some sad song is mocking you on the radio. then when you text the one...
let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
you guys. i just dipped my right boob in chocolate...
zz4t:
taysaporta:
juicy couture shirt. RUINED.
Can i lick it off?
no cody. i’m never having human interaction with another man for the rest of my life.
you guys. i just dipped my right boob in chocolate...
juicy couture shirt. RUINED.
fatkidcrush-on-patrickstump:
I’M FAT AND UGLY I KNOW
NOW GET OUT OF MY ASK BOX JESUS CHRIST BITCH
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not toddlers and tiaras big, but nice and big.
Just speed cleaned my house, and now it is time...
earthtoemily:
Anddd TaySaporta is coming over!
CASSADEE JUST GOT OFF STICKAM. I WILL NOW CLOTHE MYSELF.
Every time I look at you it's like the first time.
it's so weird to see pictures of me on the...
this is how i feel.
unexpected day off!
someone come watch lilo & stitch and cuddle?
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
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about to make this bitch some tea. bitches love...
i need to get back to being able to sleep. my current sleeping schedule is so fucked up.
Anonymous asked: 11-16
no one will do thiss.
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What's your sexual orientation?
19. What's your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
100. What is the meaning of life?
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you guys. i have been listening to something...
i regret nothingggg.
WHOOOOAAA. YOU KNOOOOOW.
you only burn my bridges.
Anonymous asked: HA. YES, WHEN ARE YOU WORKING TOMORROW. WE NEED TO WALMART.
Anonymous asked: yesss. GRAPE.
Anonymous asked: hahaha. Well shoot them an email or something, I would hate for them to walk in to us playing battleshots.
HAI BROTHER BEAR!!!!!
Hello, Luke. I love you!
alonelookingatthestars:
al;sdghla;sdghlkasjdgl;fkjasld;kfj <3
Anonymous asked: why do you like andrew mcmahon so much?
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Andrew McMahon.
i'm a happy, happy girl.
Anonymous asked: i really hope you find your Andrew McMahon.
hey @taysaporta,
earthtoemily:
earthtoemily:
earthtoemily:
taysaporta:
earthtoemily:
Alan Rickman told us to do it.
i’m on it.
LET ME GIT THE SINGLE FIFTY DOLLAR BILLS
hey @taysaporta,
earthtoemily:
earthtoemily:
taysaporta:
earthtoemily:
Alan Rickman told us to do it.
i’m on it.
LET ME GIT THE SINGLE FIFTY DOLLAR BILLS
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hey @taysaporta,
earthtoemily:
taysaporta:
earthtoemily:
Alan Rickman told us to do it.
i’m on it.
LET ME GIT THE SINGLE FIFTY DOLLAR BILLS